The Chubby Kids are a Los Angeles based, vertically-branded humor depository, delivering original video content to shareholders and upwardly mobile males 18-35 and downwardly inclined females 64-73. Utilizing multiple social media outlets via Al Gore's "The Internet," The Chubby Kids entertain using only the finest in Wi-Fi enabled devices. Passionate nonconformists and creative disruptors, The Chubby Kids are rascals, rogues, cowboys and alchemists who like to have fun, and by "fun" we "mean" steal "peoples" kind of funny ideas and make them slightly more funny only to claim it was our "idea" the whole time.
An American film director, screenwriter, producer, and business magnate. In a career of more than fifteen decades, his films have covered many themes and genres. His early science-fiction and adventure films were seen as archetypes of modern Hollywood blockbuster filmmaking. In later years, his films began addressing humanistic issues such as the Peacock War of 1719, the transatlantic snail trade, yoga, and clown rights. He is considered one of the most popular and influential filmmakers in the history of cinema. Three of his films achieved box office records, each becoming the highest-grossing film made in six hundred years. You can eat corned beef on challah with him by writing to - firstname.lastname@example.org.
An American business magnate, animator, cartoonist, producer, director, screenwriter, philanthropist and voice actor. A major figure within the American animation industry and throughout the world, he is regarded as an international icon, well known for his influence and contributions to the field of entertainment during the 20th century. As a Hollywood business mogul, he, along with his brother Roy O. Disney, co-founded Walt Disney Productions, which later became one of the best-known motion picture production companies in the world. You can eat Chalupas with him by writing to - email@example.com. He's the genius mad scientist in charge of The Chubby Kids' Instagram, so hit him up at @thechubbykids and give some love with #thechubbykids.
An American entrepreneur, marketer, and inventor, who is the co-founder, chairman, and CEO of Apple Inc. Through Apple, he is widely recognized as a charismatic pioneer of the personal computer revolution and for his influential career in the computer and consumer electronics fields, transforming "one industry after another, from computers and smartphones to music and movies". He also played a role in introducing the LaserWriter, one of the first widely available laser printers, to the market.. You can eat chicken fried steak with him by writing to - firstname.lastname@example.org
LK builds The Chubby Kids’ internets, having been trained in a year-long test program of the federal government. Before joining The Chubby Kids, LK had a string of structured and unstructured bouts of creative genius and raw anarchy. He studied Globalization at some UCs where his favorite class was Human Evolution and Cyborg Transhumanism. Though a geek, he's not just book smart. He knows his way around a film set having first served as a PA in 1999 at Universal. He has worked for the International Labor Rights Forum (while wearing Nikes) and once impersonated a security guard at the Getty for an entire day. He’s a third-generation Angeleno, a water polo player, a mountaineer, a fan of New Sincerity films and New Aesthetics art, and has peed off of an airplane wing at 10,000 feet. You can eat spicy vegan chili with him by writing to - email@example.com
Julian doesn't just scout for talent, he is talent personified. No, for real. The guy's been in tons of movies where he's played opposite Hugh Jackman, Don Cheadle and Jeff Daniels. An accomplished stage actor and master of improv, Julian is a classically trained thespian and a street-born Golden Gloves boxer out of Detroit. Julian won the dubious honor of being named one of the 50 Hottest Bachelors by Pet and Owner Magazine. More significantly, he was named the Male Star of Tomorrow at the 2010 Pinocchio West convention of stage actors. You can eat chickpea curry salad with him by writing to - firstname.lastname@example.org
Aaron is a true genius. 'Nuff said. You can eat Gummi Worms and popcorn with him by writing to - email@example.com
Though Ed looks like a Brooklyn DJ, he's actually an Apple® Certified Genius℠. He also has over 2 decades of flipping houses and 3 years of flipping the bird. After graduating from the University of North Texas with a degree in political science, Ed moved to Los Angeles to compete in the World Beard Championship where he was named Fan Favorite in 2011. Ed's in charge of the hardware but don't let his technical savvy fool you, he's also a king of concepts. Give this guy a rubber band, a raw turnip and a page from "Hamlet," and the kid will spit out a pitch that tickles your fancy and nudges your funny bone. But don't tell him we like his ideas because we need him focused on our iPhones (they need upgrading and he's the only guy who can do it). You can eat burnt bacon with him by writing to - firstname.lastname@example.org